I really like our  which are still my go-to bottoms for my girls, but I wanted something similar and shorter - and thus, the Cargo Shorts were born.

The transition from a Capri design to shorts was not as simple as we anticipated, which is why folks found many prototypes in the . 

A distinguishing design feature of Cargo Pants is the pockets on the side - but there is not enough real estate on the shorts to attach decent-looking pockets. This is why we focused on using D Rings instead, which I think works well in retaining a Cargo look and feel.

The four D Rings let you wrap and style the straps to your heart's content - there is no "correct" way to tie them - let your creativity decide. I personally just let them hang down as per the photos.

You will need to pair these with undies if you want to keep the Kraken at bay when your girls are sitting.

This version has been updated to include a loop on the back for a carabiner.

Perfect for the great post-apocalyptic outdoors. Made in Gifu Japan.

Reasons not to buy

• If you are venturing into zombie land with your girls, the exposed legs could be vulnerable to scratches from the undead or flesh-eating plants.
• It probably won't look great when coupled with a harness.
• The straps get beaten up the most during the weathering process to produce an aesthetic some may not like. However, you can say that a zombie grabbed it while your Smart Doll tried to escape and it will all make sense.
• You could buy a pair of human Cargo Shorts for the same price or less. 
• These will not fit humans unless the human is really really really slim.
• The straps cannot be used as an emergency escape rope.